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Berkley will apparently play "the straight girl that got away from Jennifer Beals' Bette in college."

PS: In an effort to save the production money and to give the maid service at my hotel one less room to clean, I’ve decided I’m moving into Bette and Tina’s. It would really simplify my life. I’d never be late for work. I wouldn’t need a car. I’d never get sunburned laying out by the pool. And if I got hungry, I’d just walk across the set and eat at The Planet. Done. BBQ at Bette and Tina’s this weekend!